Name:Crude Abattoir
ManaCost:R
Types:Enchantment Room
T:Mode$ UnlockDoor | ValidPlayer$ You | ValidCard$ Card.Self | ThisDoor$ True | Execute$ DBDealDamage | TriggerDescription$ When you unlock this door, this Room deals 2 damage to target creature.
SVar:DBDealDamage:DB$ DealDamage | ValidTgts$ Creature | NumDmg$ 2
AlternateMode:Split
Oracle:When you unlock this door, this Room deals 2 damage to target creature.

ALTERNATE

Name:Unsavory Kitchen
ManaCost:2 R
Types:Enchantment Room
T:Mode$ DamageDone | ValidSource$ Card.YouCtrl,Emblem.YouCtrl | ValidTarget$ Creature | CombatDamage$ False | TriggerZones$ Battlefield | Execute$ TrigChooseCard | TriggerDescription$ Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature, choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gets +2/+0 and gains haste.
SVar:TrigChooseCard:DB$ ChooseCard | Choices$ Creature.YouOwn | ChoiceZone$ Hand | SubAbility$ DBPump
SVar:DBPump:DB$ Pump | PumpZone$ Hand | Defined$ ChosenCard | NumAtt$ +2 | KW$ Haste | Duration$ Perpetual | SubAbility$ DBCleanup
SVar:DBCleanup:DB$ Cleanup | ClearChosenCard$ True
Oracle:Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature, choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gets +2/+0 and gains haste.
